leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via hotboyproblems)

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via gnarly)

fallensparks:

i never understood why in elementary school when it was your birthday, you had to bring in food for everyone like you all bitches should be the one giving me the goodies

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